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VIP Very Immense Penis Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7068 by Ivamis Trading Patches

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VIP Very Immense Penis Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: Twill Fabric. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P7068
UPC: 840358426332
VIP Very Immense Penis Patch Description:
Have you ever wanted to know what it was like to be a VIP? Have you ever wanted to live the VIP life? If you answered 'yes' to either of these questions, you might want to take a look at this embroidered patch and then rethink your answer. The VIP – Very Immense Penis patch gives a whole new meaning to the term VIP.

A person who sees this patch on your jacket or vest could take it one of two ways. Either you have a VIP, or you are a VIP. And if it's the second one, that could be taken in two ways as well. Are you a very important person, or a... well, you get the point. No need to get into all the gory details. One way or another, wearing this patch in a prominent place is sure to get some attention.

It's funny how certain words get people all riled up. The money word here is nothing more than the biological term for a male body part. It's used in medical settings all the time, and no one bats an eye. But utter it, print it, or embroider it to a piece of twill fabric with 100% rayon thread and you suddenly have a problem. People are strange.

If the word 'penis' doesn't bother you, we suspect this particular embroidered patch probably tickles your funny bone to some degree. You would wear it on your clothing just because you can, without blushing. Good for you. Order one for your jacket, another for your vest, and one more to sew to the back of your jeans. Then buy five or six more and pass them out to friends. They'll either think you are a VIP or that you have one. Keep them guessing, right?